Friday, May 15, 2009

"Usually I don't do this, but Ummmm!!!!

Okay, so I've just about had it up to here with the slick talking dudes. For all of my adult life I have been a big girl, and while I have had "issues" in regards to this I have never viewed my self as ugly or desperate. I am also a straight shooter and will not hesitate to mention that I am one of the few black women who got shut out of the "Booty Brigade". While many women may view this as a disaster and could not imagine being like me I have learned to see it as a gift and a curse. While I have dated men from various races, I must say that my preference is black men..with this being said we already that there is a natural discrepancy between me and "THEM". It's not hard to notice that I have too much of this and not enough of that, but what gets my blood boiling is when men utter the words "USUALLY I DON'T DATE BIG GIRLS/ GIRLS LACKING IN THE ASS DEPARTMENT" but damn theres something about you so I decided to get at you. Hold up am I supposed to be honored???, why is it that men are so sure that a "Fat, Big, plus-sized, etc"woman has such low self-esteem that we should jump for joy that your corny ass wants to "Get at us". I almost clawed my friends eyes out when he told me that his date for the night was "pretty for a dark skinned girl, so he's gonna give her a try", I mean are we still trapped in the "80's?. I can't even begin to tell you how many friends that I know who may not look like the "typical" standard of beauty and ends up liking who ever likes them( lord knows it's a real problem if he's somewhat cute). Please don't get it twisted due to the amount of loosers I have come encounter with at some point I have been guilty of getting caught up in this bullcrap, but trust me one will never catch me thanking a guy for choosing me or being interested in me. I truly feel like that unexpected person can come along and take you by surprise, but in regards to the aforementioned jerks, the foam coming from there mouths and the glare in their eyes assures me that they are interested in one thing only..an after hours experiment. Many of these guys want to know what "dark skinned coochie is like" or are "Big girls really freaks" and plan to find out after club hours and before business hours (LOL). Ladies please trust that you will not be in public company with him, or if you do get a date it will be in a different borough or in a very non descript local (think sleazy diner in the shadiest part of town, topped off with a trip to his mamas basement to watch bootleg pornos with a couple swigs of pint sized henney to share between the two of you). Yes in case your wondering this happened to me, fortunately I hot tailed it out of there when the combo of water damage scented carpet and the infamous porno appeared out of no where(Heehee). Thank god I got this crap out of the way years ago, only serious dudes who can appreciate me genuinely and not for me being a potential "night train" need apply. Ladies please remember every yin has it's yang and with this I hope that whether your " too fat, too, skinny, to dark, acne prone, or just plain 'ol jane never settle for any random dude for fear of being deperate, alone or even horny. Hold out for the one you really want the tremendous swag alone will reel 'em in.

Sincerly,

B.G.B

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